I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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