I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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