My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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