check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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