i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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