How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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