You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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