u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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