I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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