why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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