White coat. Heels.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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