last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Are we still banned from the library?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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