Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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