Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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