grandma shit on top of the toilet
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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