She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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