i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
