is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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