what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I had to cum in my sink.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
