It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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