If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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