Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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