but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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