You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
