i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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