We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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