life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
