Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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