Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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