im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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