We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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