I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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