Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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