Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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