just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
how drunk are you?
Several
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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