Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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