ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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