In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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