does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
