She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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