I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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