Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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