jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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