Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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