we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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