why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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