the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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