i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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