Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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