i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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