wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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