how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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