Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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