I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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