Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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