Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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